A Debater's Valentine

ROUND ONE
Affirmative:
Roses are red
Logic is great
Who needs a date
When you can debate!

Negative:
Who needs a date?
I do, before it's too late
And all I can master
Is a round of debate


ROUND TWO
Affirmative:
Don't expect a date
Because at this rate
If you are still rude
You'll be one lonely dude


Negative:
Excuse me, please
Must I get on my knees?
Or write a love note?
A romantic ride by boat?


FINAL ROUND
Affirmative:
Let’s stick to the facts
You’ve tried all that
But none of it works
You’re still a jerk


Negative:
Roses are red
I’m losing my head!
Bring on the shame
I forfeit this game!
I give up on love and lust
Judges, do what you must

WINNER'S SPEECH!

Affirmative:
A girl needs no flowers
Nor a love note
All she truly desires,
Is a judge’s deciding vote