Monday, July 31, 2006
Dear Aino
We haven't heard from you since the forum in Estonia. Is everything okay? Where have you been all this time?
Looking for Aino
Dear Looking,
Why don't you go home and look for your personality? Then you can join BBC News, Johnny Ace. Was I where, you ask? I busy making soup and being dead. But I eat soup -- now I'm A-Okay, bucko! Soup cure everything, even stupid questions. Hope you cross-ex better than you write letter to Aino. Okay, you go jump off balcony now -- be fast! You cannot jump slow, I know. Now worry, if you fall and make ouchy mess, bear will eat you like good times on vacation. Excuse me, bimbo, busy lady woman Aino need to step on baby rabbit now.
Dear Aino,
Do you think viewing porn can make you blind?
Stud
Hey monkey, maybe you change your name to loser, no? Every time Aino read your question, she die a little inside. Of course, porn make you blind, can’t you see, Aino wear thick glasses. But still, Aino love porn. Aino addicted to porn and handguns. Aino love porn so much, Aino puts lots of butter and salt on her porn. Porn give good vitamins, but be careful, never stick porn in your eye, then you need glasses. Here Aino advice: change your name to Benjamin Franklin, then maybe somebody like you. Oh no, it’s time for Aino to polish her spoons – later, playa hater.
Dear Aino,
Have you noticed the beautiful landscape in the mountains? It is truly marvelous. After the rain today, I noticed a rainbow, and it was just divine.
Appreciating Nature
Dear Pathetic,
Thank you for saying nothing, MisterYouWasteMyTime.com. Sing Song Time! “Ding Dong, the witch is dead! Bookcase go BOOM on your head.” Listen, Dr. of Dumbass, Aino no like rainbows. When Aino see rainbows, she chokes, because Aino allergic to rainbows. Recess is over – time for school. Learn your facts, backwards boy. Logic is everybody’s friend, but yours. Bows of rain no go in hair, so they no bows. Plus, when rain elbow come, there no rain, so, in factuality, they just curvy colours in wet sky. If Aino want see curvy colours, she take LSD. Aino no wait for rain. Aino old. Aino see curvy colours when she want see colours. You can’t tell Aino what to do! Keep it up and down go your pants – got it? You think you’re better than me? Aino eat dirt! What you eat? Spaghetti? Go back to planet loser lips and flush face down bowl de toilet. I almost forgot: must tell doctor to punch your face. Maybe then, you no waste Aino time. Ooops, Aino lost her teeth. Now Aino must go spit on happy dogs, bye bye!
Sunday, July 30, 2006
SHOCKING SCANDAL ERUPTS!
Mfubu was humble in victory, greeting Princess Catalina in a gentlemanly manner. However, not too long after medieval night was over, scandal has broke out. Princess Catalina is PREGNANT!
When informed of the news, the brave knight, for the first time in his life, was in a state of terrible fright, muttering, “All I did was touch her shoulder.” Well Popo, a touch is all it takes nowadays.
Will Prince Popo pop the marriage question? That’s not certain. For now, all he’s been popping is his eyes. Bewildered, Popo was heard saying, “Oh my goodness, my mom’s gonna smack my bottom for this!” Fortunately, the distraught Popo is being comforted by his mixed team.
Things are working out much better for Princess Catalina. Just this morning, Catalina gave birth to a healthy, three ounce baby teddy bear. The cheerful mother smiled, “This is truly a blessing. My husband Popo and I are very happy.”
Prince Popo interrupted, “Husband! I just touched your shoulder, lightly brushed it really – accidently.”
Well Popo, that’s all it takes in Romania.
“But I thought it was just a game?” pleaded Popo.
Popo, there are no games in Romania.
But there are baby names. During the baby shower (an all girl party for mother and child), Princess Catalina named the lucky baby, PoCa, after Popo and Catalina. “PoCa, like the dance, but spelled differently,” giggled Catalina to a room full of her jealous girlfriends, which included Barbie and a poster of Hermione from Harry Potter.
Despite Popo’s shock, reluctance, dismay, facial ticks, and panic attacks, it looks as though the regal Princess will carry the new family through all of this. True to her royal elegance, Princess Catalina is a beacon of calm and strength. Catalina promises, “In a few days, when he is strong enough, our baby PoCa will be released into the wild.”
The last they were seen together, the stunning Princess Catalina was explaining traditional Romanian ways to the handsome knight, Prince Popo. Appropriately, things seemed to end happily ever after, when the royal couple finally embraced in a friendly hug.
This just in: Catalina is expecting three more children, PoCalina, CoPo, and Copa Cabana.
Korean Debater Stung by Bee, Rushes to Hospital!
Albert was rushed to a nearby hospital. Ten hours later, Albert reached the hospital, to find that it was closed for a Kitsch party. Fortunately, a skilled janitor opened the door and poured some poisonous bleach into Albert’s wound, and began the surgery.
When Albert awoke, he was back in his room at Hotel Belvedere. “At first, I felt normal, but when I stood up, I noticed a sharp object sticking out of my bummy.” Upon inspection, Albert noticed that he had grown a giant bee stinger. “I tripped over myself, but with a few jumps, soon, I was flying above the entire forum.”
Ever since being bitten, Albert is highly attracted to flowers, spending hours licking them, instead of preparing for the water topic. “I have no time for preparation,” said an upset Albert, “I have honey to make.” Upon saying this, Albert squatted and then jumped back up, revealing a jar of all natural, non-pasteurized, honey.
“Want to try some?” asked Albert.
Upon trying some, I gasped, “What’s in this?”
Albert smiled, “Just my honey, and so it’ll keep well on the shelves, some hydrogenated oil.”
I collapsed to the floor, as volunteers contacted the hospital.
Buy fresh Albert Honey for only 9.99!
Uniting Diverse Topics for a Modest Solution By Jonathan Not Too Swift
How to Play Scopa
Though we don't have any Italian cards here, the game of Scopa is becoming increasingly popular at this year's Forum.
For those who would like to learn to play ... click here.
Back in the Hotel Bathroom By Edgar Allan Pour
Saturday, July 29, 2006
Homework! Fun Fun!
1. What does Hardin mean when he says that there are problems which have "no technical solution"? What are some of these problems?
2. Why does Hardin bring up the game of tic-tack-toe?
3. What does Hardin say he will attempt to prove in his essay?
4. What does Hardin mean when he says we need to "exorcise the spirit of Adam Smith"? ("exorcise" means to drive out, as in a demon).
5. Why does Hardin call his theory the "tragedy of the commons"?
6. Why, in Hardin's theory, would a herdsman continue to graze the land even though it would be bad for the commons?
7. Explain what Hardin means when he says "freedom in a commons brings ruin to all." How might this analysis be used to formulate a negative argument for our debate resolution?
8. Explain what Hardin means when he says that the "oceans of the world continue to suffer from the survival of the philosophy of the commons." Can you think of specific examples?
9. List several options Hardin suggests for avoiding the "tragedy of the commons" in the US National Parks. Can any of these be used as potential negative counterproposals to affirmative plans? How?
10. What does Hardin mean when he calls pollution a tragedy of the commons in reverse? What does he mean when he says that pollution can be solved through coercion?
11. What does Hardin mean when he says that "the morality of an act is a function of the state of the system at the time it is performed"? Why does Hardin include this key insight? How might this idea be used to critique rights-based affirmative cases?
12. How does Hardin critique the welfare state as it concerns the human population? How does he end up delivering a "painful" critique of the UN's Universal Declaration of Human Rights? How might this critique be employed in a debate round?
13. What does Hardin mean when he says that "conscience is self-eliminating"? In other words, what is the problem with appealing to people's conscience to "constrain their actions for the greater good"?
14. What are the two messages a man receives, according to Hardin, when society appeals to his conscience?
15. Explain the following: "What is the meaning of the word conscience? When we use the word responsibility in the absence of substantial sanctions are we not trying to browbeat a free man in a commons into acting against his own interest?"
16. What does the author mean with his bank robber analogy? What point about conscience and responsibility is he trying to prove?
17. What does Hardin mean by "coercion"? Why is it better than an appeal to conscience?
18. Hardin says "An alternative to the commons need not be perfectly just to be preferable." What does he mean? What are some of the potentially unjust, yet preferable, alternatives to the commons?
19. Brainstorm three separate negative arguments (independent of one another) based on "The Tragedy of the Commons."
20. What kind of a definition of "common property" would a negative need to use in order to win a debate on a "Tragedy of the Commons" critique?
21. List 5 Affirmative cases which would link to a Hardin-based negative case.
The Lonely Little Water Jug, By the Brothers Very Grimm
Well, this continued for years, until Tuesday, when suddenly, all the empty plastic bottles had no where to biodegrade. “What’s biodegrade?” asked the jug.
“It takes thousands and thousands and thousands of years for plastic to dissolve into the earth,” said the trash bin, who could only count up to a thousand. “Amongst other things, like gas and boy band music, the earth is being poisoned by plastic.”
At that moment, the water jug looked at the earth, whose water was quickly drying up. “Help me,” said mother earth, “I only have a little bit of water left.”
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer jumped in, “I can save you, I will carry your water in my antlers!”
“That won’t work,” said Snow White, “We must collect the water with our hands and put it into this here jug.”
The last bit of the earth’s water dripped into the jug.
“Now go,” said Queen Latifah, “Go and water those plants, so you will evaporate into the air, condense into the clouds, and fall back down as rain.”
“Or precipitate,” said the water jug, “That’s the earth’s natural water, or hydrologic, cycle. Evaporation, Transpiration, Condensation, and Percipitation!”
“Yes it is, smarty pants,” said Shrek. “Although I love dirty swamps and even dirtier princesses, I too need clean water to live. That’s magical water you got there. It will clean and replenish the earth once and for all.”
“If I do this,” said the little water jug, “will mother earth live?”
“What, can’t you hear?” said Shrek, “I said it’s magical, but you must hurry.”
“I think I can, I think I can,” said the jug, wobbling over to some dying plants. How can I pour myself out, it thought? But then, the jug remembered that it was in a fairy tale, where anything could happen, if you believe. So, the jug believed in herself. “I’m proud to be me,” she said, clicking her ruby red slippers. Then, up she went, tilting, tilting, tilting, she was about to pour onto the flowers . . .
. . . but then, someone snatched her handle and poured her into two bottles. The smelly man blew his nose into one bottle, sealed it, and labeled it no bubbles. Then, the man farted and farted and FARRRR-Rat-a-tat-tat-RRRTED! into the other bottle, quickly sealing it, and then, labeling it bubbles. “There we are,” he laughed, “I can make some sweet money off of this!”
At lunch time, eager diners quickly snatched up the plastic bottles. “Smooth and refreshing,” said one, while the other took a sip and said, “Mine tastes like fart.”
Moral: Exploit the earth while you can make a buck, so you can buy a Porsche.This Day in Romanian History
Romania Decides to NOT Join the EU
The Reason: Many EU nations are developing anti-smoking laws, but several Romanians refuse to give up their cigarettes, claiming, “When you are surrounded by wolves, thieves, and debaters, you get nervous – you have to smoke.”
Smoky Mountains: Our mountain air is ionized, which means that the ions in our cigarettes fill the air.Health Problems?: In Romania, our only health problem is bears. Bears are afraid of fire, so it is a necessity to walk around with a stick in your mouth that is on fire. In the past, we used to impale and burn visitors on giant stakes, but that wasn’t good for the tourist industry. So, in actual fact, the new method of smoking is much more humane. Plus, you can make clouds come out of your mouth, just like the sky!
Why Water?
Even though training sessions for the mixed team tournament is well under way, many participants are wondering why they must debate a topic on the world’s fresh water supply? Certainly, there are many other, much tastier beverages that are in scant supply. Because of this, and due to the forum’s respect for democracy and voting, Al Gore’s next film and the IDEA Youth Forum Romania new mixed team’s topic is: "We gotta protect the world’s fresh beer supply, man." Research is to begin immediately.
The Latest Youth Forum Game
This is a great game that anyone can play, but it requires keen powers of observation and a strong stomach. Gather all of your roommates. The more, the merrier. The game is called “Guess whose hair is on the soap?” Whoever guesses the quickest, gets to vomit first!
Please Respect Romanian Culture
Romania has a long and luxurious history, having been inhabited since 2000 BC, by rocks and mountains. Since 513 BC, some people settled here to throw rocks at or “thrash” one another. Because of their “thrashing,” they became known as Thracians to the ancient Greeks. Historically, the Romanians worshipped Dionysus, the god of wine and hard partying. The Greeks liked this aspect of Romanian culture so much that they decided to join the partying and worship Dionysus as well. As guests, we must politely remember: when in Romania, do as the Romanians. In order to respect the culture of Romania, it is extremely important that each debater thrash one another with wine bottles, partying well into the night, doing the dance of Dionysus. Romaniacs, Come one, Come all: at 21:00 tonight in the front lobby, there is a mad orgy, followed by a brief snack (of pig ears in jello), and then, the customary invasion of Brasov. Bring your spears!
Friday, July 28, 2006
Traditional Romanian Folk Song – Brought to You by Channel 23, Etno, and Translated by Dalbir
Medieval Night FIGHT:Slovakia versus Korea
Shop, Till They Drop
into a trophy stand by Prof. Robert Trapp
You see, for the first time in forum history, you can be spoiled like royalty. Volunteers here are willing to not only take your money down to get exchanged, but are also willing to do your shopping for you!
When I asked a few volunteers how they have the energy to do this, they simply collapsed to the floor, gasping for water. At this point, doctors arrived, not to help the tired volunteers, but to take their blood. On the side, volunteers must donate their blood to trainers whose livers have been overworked during the country exhibition or “alcohol tasting” night.
Yesterday, while debaters enjoyed a trip to the city, a volunteer was seen giving his much beloved kidney to a needy coach. Thank you slave donkeys, I mean volunteers.
Romania, Land of Wild Flowers
Lucky Debaters!
So Many Trips, So Little Time
Today in Cultural Miscommunication
When the Stars are Out
As a result, Dracula has been reduced to bothering forum participants, urging them to sit patiently, while he performs a monologue about the undead or laughs hideously, while peaking through his cape. Joining Dracula, ever since his Blade series has ended, Wesley Snipes has also been spotted in Romania, hoping to make a buddy cop comedy with Dracula and, everybody’s favorite, Tom Hanks. Romania is famous for being an excellent cinematic location, for such films as Cold Mountain and American Pie Goes to Romania. Now, Romania can proudly say Hollywood stars are here to stay!
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Contest: Identify the Countries
WARNING! Beware of the Bears
Currently, I am wetting my pants, but that’s a personal medical condition. As for the bears, in all honesty, I am frightened, especially when I discovered the origins of this town’s name. Predeal comes from the Latin, for “Pray” and “deal,” when Greek historian Herodotus observed: “Pray for your sweet lives, a great deal of bears roam these woods!”
Although he is long dead, Herodotus is very wise, for who wants to be eaten by a bear? Not me, that’s for sure – I’m vegetarian. That would just be too ironic of a fate.
Rather than being eaten, it is best to take the necessary precautions around bears. Stick to the trails, walk in groups, and don’t go frolicking into the trees. Bears don’t like noise, but that shouldn’t be a problem whenever two or three debaters get together. While you walk the trail, just debate something. Here is a topic: Let it be resolved, the bears will eat you.
Like trainers, bears are attracted to free food, so don’t walk into the woods carrying food. Also, it’s not a good idea to throw food in the woods either, because the trainers will chase after it, and bears don’t like that.
If you happen to see a bear, it is best to remain still and speak in monotone. Don’t make any sudden movements. In other words, act like a judge. While the bear is deciding to attack you, just tell the bear about the Convention for the Rights of the Child. The bear should understand how wrong it is to eat a teenager and then proceed to devour your coach.
What do you do if a bear attacks you? Well, according to the experts, first you have to determine what type of bear it is. During your eight minutes of prep time, determine whether you are facing a grizzly bear or a black bear. If it is a grizzly bear, you should play dead, but understand that even a gentle swipe by a bear’s paw can kill a human being. If it is a black bear, you should fight it, but understand that even a gentle swipe by a bear’s paw can kill a human being. In conclusion, according to my research, even a gentle swipe by a bear’s paw can kill a human being. Thank you experts for your guidance of our safety.
The locals call bears “Aaaah!” If you hear anyone saying that, run. While all this talk about bears surrounding you may be frightening, there is something positive. If you must miss a lab or debate, there is no better excuse than being eaten by a bear.
Bear Safety Links:
http://usparks.about.com/cs/natlparkbasics/a/beartips.htm
http://www.usscouts.org/safety/safe_bea.html
http://www.alaskatrekker.com/bearsafety.htm
posted by Dalbir
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
And the Final Teams Are...
versus
Slovakia (Matej Cibik, Lubomir Svacina, Vratko Strmen)
In a spellbinding semi-final round, Korea 6 (with a 4-3 decision against the Czech Republic), made Youth Forum history by becoming the first team from Asia to become finalists. Tomorrow, in Brasov, they will be trying to take that a step further and take the KPD World Championship Trophy for a first ever journey to Korea. However, it won't be easy! Slovakia (with a 5-2 decision against Croatia) will be trying to claim its second Championship title since their win in Slovakia Youth Forum 2002. The final certainly promises to be a tense and excellent debate.
On a sidenote, neither team will be prepping too much, given the annual country expo that is planned for tonight. Aside from the kitsch party, the country expo may just be the most anticipated social event of the Forum. International food, drinks, music, and debaters singing national songs, is there a better way to relax after the World Championships? I know this blogger is excited to see what the new attending countries have brought to share. I hear the Netherlands has brought samples of what makes them a most popular tourist destination . . . I was talking about clogs of course. What were you thinking about?
Top 25 Teams in the World Championship Tournament
Top 25 Ranked Teams
# | Team | Wins | Ballots | H/L | Points | Opp Wins |
1 | Romania ARDOR | 4 | 11 | 814.00 | 977.00 | 9 |
2 | Korea 6 | 4 | 10 | 803.00 | 959.00 | 9 |
3 | Bosnia 1 | 4 | 10 | 777.00 | 931.00 | 9 |
4 | Romania ARES 1 | 3 | 10 | 802.00 | 961.00 | 8 |
5 | Korea 3 | 3 | 10 | 764.00 | 914.00 | 7 |
6 | Romania ARES 2 | 3 | 9 | 797.00 | 956.00 | 8 |
7 | Korea 4 | 3 | 9 | 788.98 | 943.98 | 6 |
8 | Slovakia | 3 | 9 | 783.00 | 937.00 | 10 |
9 | Serbia | 3 | 9 | 781.00 | 935.00 | 10 |
10 | Belarus | 3 | 9 | 773.00 | 928.00 | 6 |
11 | Czech Republic | 3 | 8 | 795.00 | 952.00 | 8 |
12 | US NY | 3 | 8 | 778.00 | 933.00 | 8 |
13 | Croatia | 3 | 7 | 796.00 | 953.00 | 6 |
14 | Bulgaria | 3 | 7 | 770.00 | 923.00 | 11 |
15 | Korea 5 | 2 | 8 | 801.00 | 961.00 | 8 |
16 | Korea 1 | 2 | 7 | 776.00 | 930.00 | 9 |
17 | Lithuania 1 | 2 | 7 | 766.00 | 918.00 | 11 |
18 | Estonia | 2 | 6 | 777.00 | 932.00 | 11 |
19 | Kyrgyzstan | 2 | 6 | 761.00 | 911.00 | 10 |
20 | Moldova | 2 | 6 | 759.00 | 906.00 | 8 |
21 | Uzbekistan | 2 | 6 | 748.00 | 900.00 | 8 |
22 | Israel 1 | 2 | 6 | 748.00 | 899.00 | 8 |
23 | Kazakhstan 1 | 2 | 6 | 722.00 | 867.00 | 7 |
24 | Albania | 2 | 6 | 701.66 | 842.66 | 5 |
25 | Lithuania 2 | 2 | 5 | 791.00 | 948.00 | 10 |
Friday, July 21, 2006
Best wishes to Ella, Nina and Bradley!
IDEA
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
Counting Down to the Youth Forum
Besides anticipating all the cultural exchanges, we're also looking forward to the debates and the promising new resolution this year. If you don't already know, this year's resolutions are:
- "Resolved: that a policy should be adopted to promote global compliance with the Convention on the Rights of the Child."
- "Resolved: that the world's fresh water should be considered common property."
Lizzie and I are flying out tomorrow for Romania. From what I hear, the Romanian organizers have done a fantastic job preparing everything (excursions to Dracula's castle!). I'll let you know more about the Forum site when we arrive. For now, get psyched and start counting the minutes, because if you're like me, you've been waiting all year for this.