WOW! For only three Guilders, you can now buy IDEA toilet paper. It's two-ply, so that means it's extra strong, and extra soft. IDEA toilet paper is perfect if you have a weak digestive tract; just carry along a roll when you go to your next tournament and have to face not only difficult competition, but also questionable food. More than just regular toilet paper, IDEA toilet paper also doubles as a handy note pad.
IDEA toilet paper . . . it's great for everyone's rebuttal.
Please Note: Guilder . . . it's not only a frontier. (The previous sentence was a perhaps obscure reference to the Guilder frontier in William Goldman's The Princess Bride).